Night Goblins humor

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Stony the Golem

Stony the Golem, was a jolly greenskin soul,
With a big wood mask and a fists of stone, and two eyes made of coal.

Stony the Golem, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of stone, but the gobboes know he came to life one day.

There must have been some WAAAAAAAAGH magic in that old wooden mask they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to stomp around!

Oh, Stony the Golem, was alive as he could be;
and the gobboes say he could charge and kill,
just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Stony go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of dead.

Stony the Golem, knew lotz of ummies was that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, before I broken now."

Down to the village, with a stunty in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."

He led them down the streets of town, right to the Sigmar's monk;

and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Stony the Golem, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."

Тол-сты-й скви-г
Тол-сты-й скви-г
Толстый сквиг
Толстый сквиг, но паук!
Может он сеть плести?
Нет не может, он же сквиг!
Без него мы как без рук.
Ну а с ним мы без рук.
Он откусит, он же сквиг.

Он тут!!! Он страшный сквиг-паук!

Тол-сты-й скви-г
Он тут!!! Он страшный сквиг-паук!