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Stony the Golem
Stony the Golem, was a jolly greenskin soul,With a big wood mask and a fists of stone, and two eyes made of coal.
Stony the Golem, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of stone, but the gobboes know he came to life one day.
There must have been some WAAAAAAAAGH magic in that old wooden mask they found,
For when they placed it on his head, he began to stomp around!
Oh, Stony the Golem, was alive as he could be;
and the gobboes say he could charge and kill,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Stony go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of dead.
Stony the Golem, knew lotz of ummies was that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, before I broken now."
Down to the village, with a stunty in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the Sigmar's monk;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
For Stony the Golem, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
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— Ну что могу предложить, бойзаны? мечи ПО: четыре чоппы. Все проклеено. Все в полном зачипоне. Шлемаки пластиковые. Дают пробитие, примерно, 50 на 50. наконечник на стрелу 2, извините, не проверял. Вот ректопласт есть: 4 алебарды, 1 коуза. Это из импортного. И теперь отечественный производитель: меч текстолитовый с гардой из рессоры. Алебарда из стадионной резины — штука тяжелая, но надежная, убойная. И Черенок от Лопаты, он же ЧЛ, сегодня один, извини, очень быстро разбирают.
— Слушай, а откуда всё это?
— Эхо игры